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Dog Quotes
by: Various Authors
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
-Anonymous
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andy Rooney
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
-Unknown
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
-Joe Weinstein
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark Twain
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them."
-Phil Pastore
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